R. Kelly

(1.)Laying the "BIG DICK" down on a underage broad. (2.)Not geting caught for stroking a underaged broad. (3.)A normal man who instead of hiding his desires to pipe underaged broads, he does it, then show the world how they are beneath his excellency (see: peeing).

Man I sitting in the mall parking lot in my 04 SS on 24's, when this chick saw my car she ran up and holla at a nigga, shit I knew what was up, but she had a phat ass, so we left then I R.Kelly (1) her ass down before I took her home.

Most niggas be snaking R. Kelly (2) style out her in these streets, but that shit is on the hush.

Say what you want a bout Mr. R. Kelly (3) he's just be real to his freaky as music (no one normal if your a freak), yet he didn't have to finish her off like that.

by Nat King Cole September 30, 2006

kelly ripa

A variant of owned, used when you've OMGSWERVE'd someone and made them look the fool.

Used like "owned", because we'd all like to be owned by Ripa while she spanked us with a paddle, while dressed like a schoolgirl, and made us lick her legs like a sexy lollipop.

"Hey WT, I appreciate you showing pics of your wang and new Prince Albert.","O RLY?","No, you just got KELLY RIPA'D!!!!"

by Mr Funny September 23, 2008

Kelly (Male)

A over the top at times person, loyal, smart for a Kelly, only cares about the people in his circle, loud and incredibly funny, athletic and strong, knows when to be serious, gets no females.

Kelly (Male), that's him!

by Oh, ok, i see you July 30, 2018

Kelly Clarkson

Very talented, one of the only honestly good modern female singers I've heard. Also very attractive. I had no idea she was on American Idol but that doesn't change my opinion that her music is pretty awesome.

Kelly Clarkson is the next Gwen Stefani. Let's hope she doesn't end up doing her own Hella Good...

by Downvoting Victim September 9, 2006

R. Kelly

A mediocre singer/rapper who will be forever known as a child molester.

R. Kelly should not be allowed within 500 feet from any children.

by AYB June 11, 2003

Kellyanne

An exotic name for an exotic woman. Kellyannes are always extremely smart and hilarious. Their beauty is unique, but true and unbelievable just like their name. They are exceptional at poetry, writing, singing, and acting. They can be sexy, cute, or just plain beautiful, depending on their mood. You will never meet anyone as amazing as one named Kellyanne. They tend to either be really silly or really serious. Their mind can have thoughts so deep, no other person's mind can handle it. Yet, Kellyannes still manage to be extremely fun people.

Michelle: My best friend is SO amazing
Jealous person: Must be a Kellyanne
Michelle: Of course, what other possible name could she have?

by Kellyannesbestfwend June 24, 2011

pulling a kelly

generally said to someone when they do something really stupid like turn a corner doing 40 swerve to miss a car and in turn hit a tree which ends up hitting a house. (to be noted she did not get hurt which is why its funny)

1: yo u hear joey backed into a parked car?
2: no i didn't. ended up pulling a kelly eh?

by cheezhead October 6, 2008