Kevin

A being that exists everywhere and nowhere at the same time. Kevins tend to vary from being extremely fuckboy-ish to being the spazziest little shit you've ever known. A well balanced Kevin can be a very friendly guy with pretty decent looks, he also will always be there to help you out whenever you need it or if you just simply want someone to hang out with. Kevins also tend to have to be asked how they're feeling, otherwise they won't spill until they burst into sadness for a while. Treat your Kevin well.

"Have you seen Kevin?"
"Yeah he's a really weird guy."
"What about other Kevin?"
"Now HE'S super hot."

by Rank #1 Kevin November 17, 2017

Kevin

Kevin in Latin "ke and Vin" means someone who is really ignorant and cocky. Someone who never listens to anybody even if he knows he is wrong. He will never admit defeat. He may be smart in books but out side He got a brain of a guinea pig.

Omg he is such a kevin, I can't believe how much of a idiot he is.

by Jelina jackie October 12, 2019

Kevin

Kevin is the most amazing, kindest person on the big green, polluted Earth you will ever meet. He is smart, sexy, and just an all-out BOSS at everything. He's sweet, but has a few dark sides that may sometimes scare you, but you will love him no matter what. Everyone needs a Kevin in his/her life.

~TRAITS OF A KEVIN~

~Kind
~Loving
~Sexy (as hell)
~Psychotic (in a really good way)
~Have i mentioned sexy?
~THINGS TO DO WITH YOUR KEVIN~
~Cuddle
~Cuddle
~Cuddle some more
~Watch gruesome movies with (i.e. Hardcore Henry)
~Kiss
~...
~Cuddle. i don't think i emphasized that enough...

TO MY KEVIN. I LOVE YOU!!!

~GracieChan

Kevin is my Boyf.

by GracieChanYeet666 September 27, 2019

Kevin

Kevin is actually a pretty basic name and therefore a basic guy. He thinks he's good at soccer when he's really actually trash. He wears very expensive stuff but lives in a cardboard box. He posted mad random pictures all at once on Instagram and gets like 50 likes. Kevin is just average.

Damn your singing is just like Kevin, average!
Yo do you know Kevin? Yeah me neither, he's a loser.

by ImThatBeachPeriod. April 30, 2019

Kevin

Smart, nice, and cute.

“Kevin got straight a’s”

by Haley’s. May 22, 2018

Kevin

A guy who dresses in a very weird way almost like a skater boy he skateboards and has crazy hair and is very handsome and has lots of friends and is a greaf guy to date and he has a huge dick and you can never not have fun with him.

Omg kevin is such a skater boy

He is so hot

by Idintreallyknow February 10, 2018

Kevin

Kevin is a beloved pigeon who is best friends with Louis Tomlinson. He is very important to Millions of people around the world, as he is an important memory for all directioners. He gets along with all members of On direction and it gives us our memory back of the One Direction video diaries that we all used to love :)

"Kevin!"- shouted Louis

by Tommosbestfriend June 25, 2020