Karl

Karl missed out on various events
Karl is a mega nerd
he loves, DC, Marvel, etc
The school he goes to hates him
40 bruises, 10 scratches, 1 broken leg

Person 1: "Go, it's Karl!"
Person 2: "Oh no!"
Karl: "Hey guys like Marvel?"

by WalterLovesFood17 November 3, 2020

Karl Rodriguez

The act of deriving sexual pleasure from the act of edging with hardcover roleplaying books, then hiding them in the cushions of furniture for others to find.

Man, he pulled a Karl Rodriguez on my Genesys Core book when I went to pick up the pizza. That's why his character ate that exhaust flume.

by Inorganic Stream November 4, 2020

Karl

Pillhead

My coworker Karl is a pillhead

by markenmysa September 17, 2025

Tobias Karl

Gets facials on the daily. He sooo gay. Takes dick also. Booty buster.

Person 1.“Wooooa don’t be gay or you will turn into Tobias Karl”
Person 2.”Yea dude I’ll rather KILL MYSELF then be associated with that Cotten Picking, Dick Licking, Rim Jobbing nigga coon bitch ass bastard”
The Pope. “Yea don’t be that gay bitch”

by 11785 May 1, 2019

Big Ole Karl

Similar to a Hot Karl but when you instead of hitting a foe at point blank rand you instead throw a poo filled tube sock from a distance of 30 ft or more.

I just hit Jared with a big ole Karl.

by Dygatron January 25, 2012

Karl Hans

if you ever get to meet a Karl Hans, make sure you look under his bed. Beside his secrets, you may find multiple socks.

Karl Hans is in love with his own socks.

by aaaaabaabbbbbbccccdddddeeeee November 22, 2021

karl emil

Karl Emil what a hairy dude, his legs are like Chewbacca. Karl Emil likes to watch sport and train in the gym whit his best pal. Karl Emil enjoys to drink alcohol and binge-watch fresh prince.

Friend 1: Do you know Chewbacca?
Friend 2: do you mean Karl Emil?

by lolleren12345 May 8, 2018