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Kid Schlock

Nickname for Robert James Ritchie (born January 17, 1971), known professionally as Kid Rock. He is fading American musician, singer, rapper, songwriter, and ass-kisser of Diaper Donald.
There goes Kid Schlock, once again kissing the smelly ass of Diaper Donald.
Kid Schlock by LaughingAloud March 27, 2026
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Something like Person 1, but used in classroom examples
Kid 1: Why is Urban Dictionary blocked?
Kid 2: Idk man
Kid 1 by SooperOllish1245 July 9, 2026

gifted kid burnout 

when children who were once considered the "gifted" or "smart" kids in class grow up to underperform academically and (likely) socially. the kid who actually liked doing homework and got all A's when they were nine but by sixteen aren't doing well in school and often feel crushing disappointment at the loss of approval teachers and parents once gave them. often have problems socializing, have poor mental health, and resort to drinking/drugs/other forms of escapism. usually really smart, but still do poorly/average in school.
amanda: didn't you used to get straight A's? what happened?

angela: i started underperforming and because my entire self-esteem rested on my grades so now i have no idea what to do lol anyway now i'm a gifted kid burnout

Best Kid Gymnast In The World 

To winning several competition awards from viral Instagram and Tic Tok reels. Kayce Cherelle Brown has been labelled the best kid gymnast in the world. Kayce Brown is an American artistic Gymnast who was born on December 27, 2014 currently she is 7 years old and has accumulated alot of fame through out her gymnastic career. She is apart of 2031 class, the famous gymnast is already projected to one day represent Team USA in the Olympics taking home a gold medal. Kayce Cherelle Brown is the best kid gymnast in the world.
Kayce Cherelle Brown has been recognized as “ The Best Kid Gymnast In The World “.

Death The Kid Syndrome 

When you share the obsession for symmetry displayed by the anime character Death The Kid, from the anime Soul Eater.
Dude that lampshade isn't symmetrical
You have serious Death The Kid syndrome!

Texas Wiz Kid 

A person who urinates as hard as possible in a public restroom in order to trick people into thinking that their dick is big.
Steven: Did you hear Jared peeing this morning? So loud. He must have a monster dong.
Mitch: Naw man. It's a trick. He's nothing but a Texas Wiz Kid.
Texas Wiz Kid by Ode Sauce March 3, 2017