nerdy drum-kit

A sexual act between two consenting parties that involves dressing the submissive party in a nerdy getup, and after ejaculating on their body, slapping them with drum-sticks across varying points in their body where the semen is located. and creating a rythm from their moans and grunts from the pain. the semen covered drumsticks are then licked clean by the nerd

I and Penelope played the nerdy drum-kit together, it was a wild experience!

by Mitchell Shuttleworth Holden June 3, 2024

Play the Greek Drum Kit

Due to the sub standard plumbing dimensions in Greece expertise must be demonstrate in the orchestrated art of wiping your arse pipe while keeping time playing off beats on the pedal bin to dispose of the soiled 3 ply aftermath of an ouzo and souvlaki laden bowel movement.

Christ that's loose, I'll have to play the greek drum kit for a far while.

by Bibbini June 3, 2024

full-kit wanker

A guy wear the full kit of a football club in every day non-sports related situations, including socks.

Rick is wear the full Ajax kit. Rick is a full-kit wanker.

by tomsal June 15, 2024

Kit and Kaboodle

If you have the kit you must have the kaboodle

Cant have one without needing the other
If you have a kit and kaboodle then you know how to have a good time . Usually dont get much sleep with this get up and you will need to know how to do 2 puffs and a fluff
🥳🥳🥳

"Hey there Earl where is your kit and kaboodle?"

"Karol I forgot it at home can I use your pokey poke?"

by Karolllwithak June 23, 2024

Emergency goon kit

Backpack filled with emergency gooning materials when you don’t have any.
Usually porn

John: I want to goon but I don’t got anything

Mike: don’t worry I have a emergency goon kit

by Johnny schlort July 2, 2024

kit pic

Pictures of kittens or other small cats. Can be used with baby skunks or squirrels as well.

"Have an unsolicited kit pic."
" He's so cute! "

by Sammy Orange July 27, 2024

Backyard kit car

When someone makes a car look like either another car or a more expensive model than what the car actually was originally.

Did you see that base model Ford f-150 with a king ranch interior? Yeah, it's a backyard kit car

by Ttess1 January 25, 2023