John

John. Is how do I put this retarded.

John:* sends picture of himself *
John: man that guy looks so stupid
Kind:... your so stupid

by Krinsey12 June 2, 2020

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john is a dickhead. he is unloyalw, untrustworthy and a fuckboy. he will date you for a few weeks, break up with you and 8 months later, chat you up again. he will make you feel special for a month or so, but then dump you like the time you spent together was nothing. ladies, do not date a john!

girl 1: hey is that your boyfriend? what's his name?
girl 2: john. he's so sweet :)
girl 1: nuh uh honey, you have to break up with him NOW!
girl 2: why?
girl 1: sis he's a J. his name begins with the letter J.

by agirlthatdatedaboynamedjohn June 5, 2020

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John

Oof plays a lot of football

Wow John is on the field.

by My ass is huge no homo June 13, 2020

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The most average person on the planet. Has a medium-income job, a medium house, a wife and 2 kids, a dog, has a hobby that he likes, an average social life, average morals, average skills, etc.

Dude, John is really average.

by buddy retard June 19, 2020

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