Johnykanony

A disease that make's anything in its path retarted.

Watch out before johnykanony whaaing on you.

by yuh_yurr_yeah May 27, 2018

Jonyae

A guy who wanted to get defined on urban dictionary but his name was not common enough to be defined

Person 1: jonyae does not have a definition

Person 2: cool

by Polish Filipino June 11, 2018

Jobnot

basically jobn't.

"Carl lost his job. He is now Jobnot."

by Guccimanelel August 23, 2018

Johny Johny

Yes papa

Papa asks Johny Johny : Eating sugar??

by KKnedlik September 12, 2018

Jonny Two Texts

Noun.

1. A person who perpetually responds to all mobile conversations with very long-drawn out messages that could easily be expressed succintly with a few words.

2. A guy who always writes hilariously long messages to everyone, including people he met the night before whilst inebriated.

3. An infamous Scandinavian Mafia ringleader who purposely sent two texts to Johnny Cochran and seriously got busted.

Fockin' Jonny Two Texts, his texts are amazing but i never read them becuase i dont have enough time read all that shit.

by Nojbackwards September 13, 2018

Jonny

Jonny is a boy who is absolutely perfect in every way he’s very popular the nicest human you will ever meet very athletic and try’s to help every one every girl thinks he is hot but he will break your heart into pieces even if your not his girlfriend.

WOW IS THAT THE JONNY YOU WHERE TALKING ABOUT

Yeah why?

He’s super freaking hot damnnn

by Umm I don’t know 😂 October 12, 2018

Jonny

A guy that takes no shit off anyone and is not afraid to stand up for himself. He is also very sexy and sometimes just irresistible. The funniest guy you will ever meet and can make you can literally when ever he wants. Streetwise and smart. He is the ultimate alpha male

Jonny is just the that guy you wanna be

by Cozo12 November 6, 2018