santa jaws

the worlds sexiest shark asf!!
ong santa jaws dick is so huge it practically came out of my mouth!
by pussy power!😜 December 25, 2020
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santa jaws

santa jaws ia a trex
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Jaw Jack

When you grab a stolen object from someone and use the same momentum to elbow them in the face, simultaneously knocking them out and reclaiming your property.
Eric Sparrow: What do you say? One last trip around the neighborhood. Winner takes the tape.
Steve: elbows Eric and grabs the stolen tape
Stacy Peralta: Holy shit, you just jaw jacked Eric!
by jawjackerericsparrow June 16, 2021
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Jaw War

"I have just had a right Jaw war with the man from the council"
by Iamnotwordy December 15, 2016
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Jaws the revenge

Inserting you index finger and middle finger into a menstruating virgina. Quickly pulling your fingers out kicking them up and down as if swimming from a shark.
Man, me bird was on the rag last night had to Jaws the revenge on that bloody thing.
by Tafkag July 04, 2019
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Jaw-cake

A forced laugh trying to make someone who told a bad joke not feel embarrassed. The jaw-cake makes the person who is forcing a laugh appear to have a delighted jawline as if eating cake.
My boyfriend said a jaw-cake to my family at the dinner table. It was a little odd because his jokes are usually funny.
by Hello? Is that you February 16, 2012
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Slobber Jaw

1. The best punk band to come out of Lewiston, Idaho.
2. Punk rock superstars.
Dude, did you hear Slobber Jaw play 'Politically Erect' last night? The was a fucking smash hit.
by Johny Awesome February 18, 2012
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