Jan Pono

People who are named Jan Pono are brutally honest, sarcastic, has the world's sexiest legs, overall super sexy and most importantly thicc.

Ava: Whow she's pretty thicc.

Ana: Chill out mate, but yeah I agree. Just look at her legs!

Olive: Hell yeah, she's a total bae! Her name's probably Jan Pono.

by Jamal Has the nine October 14, 2020

Jan

Jan likes to go to jail

He who loves the police (a jan)

by Steggie November 22, 2021

janning

it is a great last name that means that they will stick together forever and anything

lets Janning together

by Beastghost007 January 19, 2018

JAN

girlboss

jan is a girlboss.

by sullislvr November 8, 2021

Jans

A male or female human best known for intelligence and attractiveness. They form lasting bonds with other people, and will defend friends and family to the end. Never get on their bad side, enough said

Oh Jans is one sweet person, but NEVER piss 'em off

by Dorimifa March 2, 2020

Jan-Malte

Jan-Malte is a guy, typically looking for a German guy (blonde hair and the most beautiful eyes). You can usually find Jan-Malte sleeping, plazing with animals or doing German things like drinking beer. He is a crazy good cook, but be careful because when he is cooking you are not allowed to touch anything in the kitchen. Anyway, the only thing you really want to touch is him because Jan-Malte is a hottie. He is mostly a laid back guy who you can enjoy life with.

Someone is sleeping there, it must be Jan-Malte.

by gabsyy January 8, 2025

what the jan

You say what the jan when a bigger friend does something typically fat!

Jan likes his chicken medium rare, what the jan!

by bigKarel October 30, 2025