jacob

a big brother and always there for you

thank you jacob

by daddy jasd February 21, 2018

Such a jacob

When you blame everything on someone else

Example don't be such a Jacob on him

by Gamer fun June 28, 2020

Jacobbed

"jacobed" definition(s) (verb) 1. Leave completely unexpectedly with out telling anyone your reason and or destination.

2. Completely unexpectedly spring a plan

Example 1 (Person 1: "where did person 2 go, he was with us five minutes a ago?" Person 3: "Must have Jacobbed us")

Example2: Person 1: "Hey wanna go to the movies tonight?" Person 2 "It's 8pm on a sunday..." Person 1: so?

by 112152523647472626384959573634 June 1, 2011

jacob

the guy who has a cross up his ass all the time and who cant keep his mouth shut because he has a dick in it 24/7

Jessi: Jacob lets try anal!
Jacob: *pulls out cross*

by kiki the firefighter number 2 April 11, 2015

jacob

noun-

a really disgusting dude with acne and chest hair. looks like frankie muniz

once had a really hot girlfriend but he got so annoying at summer gym that she dumped his ass.

his favorite ice cream is mint chocolate chip.

fred: hey mark whats your favorite ice cream?
mark: mint chocolate chip!!!
fred: you are such a jacob!

by geebdnanow September 30, 2008

jacob

Jacob is short and mean and sucks at soccer, but thats not the only thing he sucks!!!

jacob sucks.

by natal.iiee :) February 20, 2017

jacob

The act of ejaculating onto your own chin.

Robert really likes to masturbate, but he always finishes with a jacob.

by SuperKitty4000 September 20, 2016