jacob

a big brother and always there for you

thank you jacob

by daddy jasd February 21, 2018

Jacobbed

"jacobed" definition(s) (verb) 1. Leave completely unexpectedly with out telling anyone your reason and or destination.

2. Completely unexpectedly spring a plan

Example 1 (Person 1: "where did person 2 go, he was with us five minutes a ago?" Person 3: "Must have Jacobbed us")

Example2: Person 1: "Hey wanna go to the movies tonight?" Person 2 "It's 8pm on a sunday..." Person 1: so?

by 112152523647472626384959573634 June 1, 2011

Such a jacob

When you blame everything on someone else

Example don't be such a Jacob on him

by Gamer fun June 28, 2020

jacob

the guy who has a cross up his ass all the time and who cant keep his mouth shut because he has a dick in it 24/7

Jessi: Jacob lets try anal!
Jacob: *pulls out cross*

by kiki the firefighter number 2 April 11, 2015

jacob

noun-

a really disgusting dude with acne and chest hair. looks like frankie muniz

once had a really hot girlfriend but he got so annoying at summer gym that she dumped his ass.

his favorite ice cream is mint chocolate chip.

fred: hey mark whats your favorite ice cream?
mark: mint chocolate chip!!!
fred: you are such a jacob!

by geebdnanow September 30, 2008

jacob

Jacob is short and mean and sucks at soccer, but thats not the only thing he sucks!!!

jacob sucks.

by natal.iiee :) February 20, 2017

jacob

The act of ejaculating onto your own chin.

Robert really likes to masturbate, but he always finishes with a jacob.

by SuperKitty4000 September 20, 2016