Jordan

Jordan - An annoying short kid who will desperately deprive himself of jokes in hopes someone will laugh, which they rarely do. Also insanely obsessed with video games, and will usually have an expensive PC. And of course, was a hardcore Minecraft gamer at some point in their lives.

Guy 1: "Hey, you know that Jordan kid over ther-"
Guy 2: "Oh, him. Yeah, I don't wanna hear another one of his jokes. I do not want to relive that."

by Largeboi21 November 2, 2018

Jordan

He looks like a girl and is inferior to all

Jordan is my least favorite person ever

by Chickenwaffle89 March 5, 2020

Jordan

a fuckboi that is a P.O.S. and lies about everything

Christian: hey john, why didn’t Jordan show up to school today?
John: idk he’s probably skipping school , but i guarantee if you ask him why, he’ll make up a fake lie about how he was “sick”

by rotten pineapple January 17, 2018

Jordan

lies about his age

Jordan: I'm 16
Me: I'm 15
Jordan: jk I'm 15 I turn 16 this summer

by hvshbrown June 5, 2018

Jordan

Another word for a huge dick.

Hey, that dude seems pretty mean.
Oh yeah, He's a Jordan

by Squidward's Testicles May 4, 2018

Jordan

My absolute best friend in the entire world who is an incredible artist! I look up to her so much and she is always fun to be around. A super nerdy girl who rocks her style and has great taste in clothes ilysm

A show Jordan just recommended became my favourite she has such great taste!

by itsmyoppinion May 2, 2018

Jordans

A n*gga's Favorite shoes.

"Bitch! Don't step on my Jordans!"

by john00 January 30, 2015