pickled punks

Carny term for preserved fetuses displayed in glass jars. Used to be popular attractions at freak shows.
Hey Joe...get a load of those pickled punks in the freak tent.
by shakalakadingdong October 13, 2007
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Sad Pickle

A small penis that can not get it up no matter what, while completely sober.
I did everything I could think of and still he had a Sad Pickle.
by Madness83 February 27, 2016
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barrel of pickles

A form of meeting where multiple males wank their penises until orgasm. More commonly known as a "circle jerk".
Did you go to the FaZe house let night? They were having a barrel of pickles until like 1 am.
by Sladerin May 13, 2015
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Silly pickle

Where you dip your dick into a jar of vinegar and get someone to suck it
Hey look Mary’s eating Fred’s silly pickle
by Dripstar123 February 02, 2022
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shitty pickle

Each contest must apply a pickle to there high recrum. Whoever removes there pickle first is deemed the looser. The consequence of loosing is to digest the complete pickle originally belonging to your opponent(s).
Crickey mate, rough night. We had a painful game of shitty pickle. I was the first to remove my pickle, and I was there like fuck I have to eat your pickle!
by Angus Daley April 04, 2016
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Dessert Pickle

definition A: "when you want something to finish off your meal, but not something sweet, how about a salty, delicious and crunchy dessert pickle?"

Definition B: "a fucking cock, duh."
I asked her if she wanted to grab something sweet after dinner, and she said no, so we went back to her place and I gave her my dessert pickle.
by Beesonmyknees October 14, 2015
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pickle poked

Pickle poked is when your daughter is so ugly,she COULDN'T get laid by a bar full of sailors. That just docked after a Hard year at sea...Poor bitch has used up or destroyed all moms dildos and ass plugs..Now when mom wants a quick hard object up her big ass,she has no choice but to hope to get Pickle Poked.
mom.Fuck I should have locked up my Dildos, Now All I can do is hope Someone brought Vegetables from town so I can get Pickle Poked.
by Nick Danger Brother January 06, 2022
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