used to express extreme laughing in gen z text conversations.
may also be referencing the assistance you need to start breathing again after laughing so hard.
may also be referencing the assistance you need to start breathing again after laughing so hard.
(iMessage group chat)
Person 1: guys i ran over a dead squirrel on the highway and its guts flew onto my windshield
Person 2: help
Person 3: im dying
Person 4: im crying
Person 5: deceased
Person 6: im in orbit
Person 1: guys i ran over a dead squirrel on the highway and its guts flew onto my windshield
Person 2: help
Person 3: im dying
Person 4: im crying
Person 5: deceased
Person 6: im in orbit
by LeastThisSongIsASmash February 11, 2022
Get the helpmug. by sdinaz October 23, 2023
Get the Yayy the teacher helped me at kpop!!mug. Doesn't look like it. It looks like you are trying to trick me into doing something I'm not ever going to do so you can continue barter with borrowed powered to extend your borrowed time. I'm not asleep. I don't need to wake up.
Hym "I don't think you are trying to help. I think you are trying to do nothing and hope that that somehow translates to your kids or friends not getting shot in the face or you not paying me or you not needing to show up here. And that's not happening. So, no, you are being uppity for one reason or another. You are trying to harm me for saying or even thinking what I said because your want you to be The ByeBye Man and you are not The ByeBye Man. I don't take hints. I'm not going to kill myself. You need to make yourself useful. And now. Because up UNTIL now you've been getting away with being useless and it's already too late for any of that."
by Hym Iam September 25, 2025
Get the Trying to helpmug. After filing a complaint with eeoc for employment discrimination at work and a few months past they are done with the investigation.
Base on facts and evidence according to eeoc. It’s apodictic to say that gaylord means boxes…
Well I said fuck! “I was so sure I was going to get paid but it’s “Deferred help” .
Case close!!!
Base on facts and evidence according to eeoc. It’s apodictic to say that gaylord means boxes…
Well I said fuck! “I was so sure I was going to get paid but it’s “Deferred help” .
Case close!!!
by Maliit tt lalake yan April 5, 2022
Get the Deferred helpmug. Thisb when you need help with thing that require physical strength like taking a lid off a jar for example.
by MarianneM January 2, 2017
Get the Man helpmug. Ones overflated opinion of ones self. Thinking one is above basic tasks.
Ron - Mark, can you help me move a desk from Ken's office to my house? I have a truck.
Mark - don't be a cunt Ron, do you think you are dealing with the Christmas help?
Ron - Mark, can you help me move a desk from Ken's office to my house? I have a truck.
Mark - don't be a cunt Ron, do you think you are dealing with the Christmas help?
by Bertie Big Bollox December 10, 2010
Get the Christmas Helpmug. To help a person get incredibly horny to the point that they explode into a ball of lumpy chodes. This is usually done with a banana.
by lord_fabulous March 1, 2016
Get the help me funkmug.