Invisolexiphobia

The sudden, paralyzing fear or "brain-freeze" experienced by a student when turning over an exam paper only to be confronted by an unseen passage. It is the specific anxiety caused by a text or poem that was not in the syllabus.

Derived from the Latin inviso (unseen) and the Greek lexi (word/reading).

I spent 40 minutes staring at the first paragraph of the unseen passage because my Invisolexiphobia made me read the same sentence 50 times. By the time I finally understood it, there were only 5 minutes left for the rest of the exam. Absolute time-waster.

by Khikhikhi_abhi February 22, 2026

Invisible

Big Boss walking towards the camera. Typically accompanied by the song Invisible by Duran Duran

No one hears a word they say
Has the memory gone? Are you feelin' numb?
Not a word they say
But a voiceless crowd isn't backin' down
When the air turns red
With a loaded hesitation
Can you say my name?
Has the memory gone? Are you feelin' numb?
Have we all become Invisible?

by Mobius-1 May 11, 2025

Invisible String Theory

Idk what the others are talk abouting; this was life before we found the Higgs-Boson particle

2010? That was back in the days of the Invisible String Theory. Then—just 11 years after the towers fell—we proves that there is a particle that gives other particles mass: the Higgs-Boson particle.

by davus0000 May 17, 2025

Invisible Hand

That just isn't true Mike.

Hym "You are the invisible hand Mike. And by not doing what I am telling you to do right fucking now... You are preventing me from doing the thing your are saying there isn't and invisible hand doing... But where the invisible hand ISN'T... Is IN FRONT OF YOUR KIDS. And THAT is where it SHOULD be. You need to MOVE THAT FUCKING HAND MIKE. You need to move that hand from where it is to in front of you kids because IF YOU DON'T... There isn't going to be anything there to block the knife. You only have fo many hands and no I do not have to do ANYTHING else. You move that fucking hand where it belongs, bitch. You understand? You move that fucking hand. You put it where you OUGHT to put it. You use that shit-brain and that mouth of yours properly. That's where your hand should be. I am not your child. As desperately as you want to be an authority I can not escape, I'm just too fast to miss a clumsy 3 foot tall idiot. No matter how weak and slow I am."

by Hym Iam July 5, 2025

Invisalign Muck

The gooey thin coating found on your teeth in the morning after wearing your Invisalign retainers at night while sleeping.

Cody wanted Heather to kiss him in the morning after pulling out his Invisalign retainers. She said he needed to brush his teeth, he had Invisalign Muck on his teeth!

by Peter Rooter August 4, 2025

internet invisible

The act of purposefully not having any social media/directory/people search accounts so that a search for that person will reveal no results. This renders them untraceable and uncommunicatable by any means other than by personally knowing the person outside of the internet.

So many people have social media accounts nowadays that being internet invisible is now the new cool thing.

by celesguy1 June 7, 2016

Potato-Idis

A disease where your head looks like a potato

Boy 1: Joseph’s head looks like a potato. Boy 2: He probably has potato-idis.

by HiBlakkes February 19, 2019