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i am way to sober for this shit right now

It means that the person can’t even deal with this right now, come get them when there drunk or something.
Friends being annoying, me “ I am way to sober for this shit right now.”
by Cosmog March 2, 2021
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If I am not here tomorrow, Remember me today

A quote by poet, artist, activist Justin Thomas La Plante coined, march 27th 2011 on his facebook page and twitter stream.

Meaning:
Know me as I am now for it is the best I am, if I am not here tomorrow.
"If I am not here tomorrow, Remember me today". _Quote, La Plante
by Mr. SnowmanPants April 12, 2011
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I am a giant man baby gay boy

A phrase that you put as your friend's status when they forget to log out of their Facebook.
I forgot to log out of my facebook yesterday, and when i logged in this morning, my status was "I am a giant man baby gay boy."
by orofino high school January 26, 2011
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Am i right or am i left

An extremely stupid pun that everyone hates and the person who says it has lowered his bar by a lot.

The person who says it normally laughs and thinks it was a smart and fun joke.
1+1=3 Aint right, its left.

OMG I can't believe Trump is president, am I right or am I left?
by troytyggis55 January 9, 2017
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Maybe I am not meant to interact with this world

Only to observe it.
Maybe I am not meant to interact with this world

I would still like a wife and children though.

(Jews I am talking to)
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker February 9, 2021
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boy i am in the middle of something idk

im just on here for fun my guy
what word should i put into urban dictionary

boy i am in the middle of something idk
by coochieman6969 January 8, 2021
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