Ryan Howard

King Kong with a bigger nose and who plays first base for the Philadelphia Pussies. He hits a ton of home runs but strikes out a lot because a gorilla don't know how to play ball. He is married to Jimmy Rollins and his mistress is Cole Hamels and his daddy is Jamie (transvestite) Moyer.

Newsflash... Philadelphia first baseman, Ryan Howard, is climbing up the Empire state building.

by Cole Hamels March 18, 2009

Todd Howard

"the BIG GAY"

"oh look theirs a Todd Howard getting bitch slapped"
"DISGUSTANG"

by Obama's 2 dad March 5, 2019

Hoya

A feces remnant that dangles from the anus.

I couldn't shake the hoya off my ass, and it left me a brownstain in my drawers.

by bbaass October 16, 2005

howard dean

A former surgeon turned former Governor of Vermont. Gave his famous I-have-a-scream speech in the 2004 Presidential election. "Next, we are going to South Carolina, to Florida, to New york, to Michigan, then to California, to Texas, and then to Washington where we are going to win the election!! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! The loser is now Chairman of the Democrat National Committee.

howard dean is a selfish, arrogant, out-of-control buthead.

by [e-mail] March 17, 2008

Howla

Upstate NY greeting used by want to be gangsters in mainly white affluent suburbs. Typically used by young adults disgruntled with their status quo existence.

"HOWLA", while waving hands in the air flashing fake gang signs, while sporting their fake gold grills with CZ studs.

"HOWLA", while answering the phone at your corporate job to earn yourself some "office-cred".

by Frenchorn9 June 4, 2010

howard

a scruff that lives on a council estate and wears the same clothes 5 times a week and doesnt get a bath.

*scruff walks in the room*

You Shout: Howard!!

by plopo111 August 4, 2007

howdajudanow

a term often used be hill billies or rednecks, during the burning of african american figurines, this word has no meaning its just fun to use.

"hey boy wat you doin?"
'we's gonna burn us a nigro!'
"hot damn!, i did not bring my fire sticks"
'you dumb asshole you!'
"well anywho lets catch them nigro's a flame"
'well allright! howdajudanow!!!!'

by gomez appople jorb May 28, 2008