House Lizard

One who hooks up with chicks just so the drive to work is shorter

Boston’s being a house lizard tonight

by Rb1224 January 21, 2021

Blast House

Northern VA music scene headquarters, where whorefaces, noobs and, current scenesters congregate to drink underage. Also the site where mud stick was developed.

Ey brah, heard there's a show at Blast House tonight. Could be some nooby whorefaces gettin mudslung wit da mud stick.....gnar doggggs!

by Rigid ball March 31, 2009

house burger

A burger your mom used to make because you were on welfare. Common ingredients include Wonder Bread, green peppers, onions, and an egg.

Kids with McDonalds burgers - "Eww where did you get that welfare green pepper house burger?"

Welfare kid - "My mother made it." *runs off and cries.

by Truthbot July 22, 2012

Sweepstakes House

A place where you have a chance to win prizes. kind of like gambling but not really.

mabe 1 - Hey nigga! did you see what i won at tha sweepstakes house?

mabe 2 - no muthafukka! whachu win?

mabe 1 - I won a muthafukkin house phone set! and it aint even stolen!

mabe 2 - Damn! i was hoping you won a carton of Newport Menthols.

by MR.EBT January 4, 2013

House rat

Someone who frequently hangs out in their house, usually their bedroom.

Kerigan: Stop calling me a house rat.

Me: But you’re always in your room.

by Alpine Gorilla March 16, 2020

Funny house

The most poppin irony group chat in current existence that pussy mafia and irony house couldn’t compare to.

Victim: “can I join funny house fingers plzplzplz”
fingers_75: “ Hello I have a few questions about your where about on 11/23/19 at Donna Sheppard elementary school and the case of 7 children that got abducted that day

by fngrs September 20, 2020

house crawl

A house crawl is a day time party where you go from one house to another, usually lasting an hour at each house.

"Hey, are you going to the homecoming House Crawl in Madison this weekend?"
"Yeah it's going to be lit!"

by dartier123 October 9, 2017