when you really wanna talk about your feelings late at night. Usually happens when no one is free to talk to you and you just sit there like an emotionally constipated fool.
Haven't had a heart to heart convo with my bestie about things that are going on these past few days. I'm so emotionally horny
by hoobahoo November 20, 2017
Get the emotionally hornymug. When someone wishes they were dead but they’re too much of a bitch and want to be choked to death by a dick/pussy but sadly they get none.
by LyonIsOffline June 19, 2021
Get the Horny and Suicidalmug. by thehornyjailguy March 20, 2020
Get the horny jailmug. A teen that is really engrossed in personal amusement, typically what 95% of people on the in urbandirectory are since every word now has its own sexual innuendo.
Teacher: Now class, define a tangent.. yes you Billy
Horny teen: Its when you put your penis between a women's boobs
Teacher: *facepalm* Billy do you really have to mention your needs
Horny teen: Its when you put your penis between a women's boobs
Teacher: *facepalm* Billy do you really have to mention your needs
by Truthmaster64 September 12, 2017
Get the Horny teenmug. when you buy something (pair of expensive boxers/lingerie set etc) whilst slightly aroused then you regret it after losing your arousal and thinking why the hell did i buy those?
the item then becomes relevant again next time you’re horny, but loses it’s relevance again after.
single people are 10x more likely to make a horny purchase, as you have to then (even slightly) regret the item given that nobody is there to appreciate it but you.
the item then becomes relevant again next time you’re horny, but loses it’s relevance again after.
single people are 10x more likely to make a horny purchase, as you have to then (even slightly) regret the item given that nobody is there to appreciate it but you.
“why did you buy them expensive boxers, you’re single it’s not like anybody is going to appreciate them? “
“was a horny purchase mate”
“was a horny purchase mate”
by dannyd1978 March 6, 2020
Get the horny purchasemug. 
Horny time is between 6pm-3am in between this time one may be horny for no reason and deserves sex from anyone they ask
by Wetsock29387 September 2, 2019
Get the horny timemug.