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Mondo Hooters

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Some big ass hoots, man. Not just D's. MMM, bro. Hence "Mondo Hooters"
by DACLEAT July 10, 2005
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Labor Hooker

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Those undocumented workers that hang around in front of Home Depot or Lowes. They'll help you do yardwork, cleanup, and basic home improvement.

Usually Latino, and often sporting a mustache, they'll do a surprising amount of work for $40 and a six-pack of Budweiser.
Dude1: I can't believe all the yardwork my wife wants me to do this weekend.

dude2: Easy man.. just cruise by the Home Depot and get some labor hookers. For $50, they'll do it all.
by sonnyvegas April 28, 2009
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Clown Hooker

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1 — A term used for females who wear excessive make-up which results in them looking either whorish or like a circus clown or BOTH, but nevertheless extremely ridiculous, gross and tacky.
2 — Also used to describe a particular style of make-up which if often darkly outlining facial features such as eyes, lips and cheeks for glamour purposes. It could focus on all three or a combination of them. This style of make-up is intended to look that way and is usually done in a manner that does NOT look completely taste-less (not really 'day make-up', though).
1 — "Did you see that teacher? How can she wear so much make-up when she's coming to work to teach Maths? She looks like a fucken clown hooker."
2 — "My daughter, Sabrina, was in a magazine photoshoot for this Winter themed article. They put really heavy 'glamour' make-up on her. The photographic director told the make-up artist to create "a cold clown hooker feel", whatever that means."
by Rina Lam February 14, 2012
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9 Cent Hooker

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Commonly referred to as a cheap hoe or a bitch ass nigga; Alex
I saw Alex working his corner as a 9 cent hooker!
by Pimpin' Pimpin' Big Daddy March 7, 2013
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hookersnatch

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see hookerslut, they are the exact same..
she is such a hookersnatch, she slept with him for a six pack of lonestar?
by juliairis September 27, 2005
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Hooker Mouth

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Having open sores in or around the mouth. Having oral Herpes.
I've been so stressed out this week, I broke out with a serious case of hooker mouth.
by kp-dog August 31, 2012
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Hunts Point Hooker

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Specifically, the cheapest, ugliest whore who works an industrial section of the Bronx for drug money; will do literally anything for a rock of crack cocaine

Generically, an old, dried up tramp who will fuck anyone for cheap cruises and home repairs
When I dumped my ex, he was so desperate he went for a Hunts Point hooker.
by First Class Bx Chick July 29, 2016
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