Hong Kong in the trunk

n. A condition brought on by overeating at the local Chinese food buffet. Symptoms include stomach cramps, bloating, and gas.

You can smell me 'fore you see me, I got Hong Kong in the trunk.

by Manny Fre$h February 7, 2010

Hongry

The strongest level of being angry and horny at the same time. Fortunately, only psychopaths are able to get to this level.

MGRRRR I'm soo angry, and horny... HONGRY

by crisis99 June 1, 2018

Hong

To roughly finger a girl til she bleeds.

I honged a bitch last night, now my sheets are red.

by UpbealMel August 4, 2018

hong dong

The crust in between the penis head and shaft that forms after not showering for a day or so. Also known as a homeless guy who says he is richer then you by "life experiences".

The hong dong in my crotch is making my balls itch.

Let me throw away this condom with hong dong in it.

by Jewbear April 13, 2007

Hong Chen

Someone who does IRS.

I'm Hong Chen. WE NEED TO DO OUR IRS. ON THE WAY TO THE MOELC! LET'S GO TO JIAN YANG'S HOUSE! TO DISCUSS!

by hong chen. i do irs. August 19, 2003

hongry

horny and angry

I got busted by a sexy police officer. Now I'm hongry.

by Krkič May 20, 2019

Hong Chen

Person with a fat-girl sex fetish; dumps <insert girl below 3902632kg here>(lynette) for <insert girl above 39860219682396kg here>(pei ni) to have repeated fatgirlsex with her "7 folds of fat + 1 clitoris = 8 clitorises"(couresty of kuang li).

Hong Chen had sex with Pei Ni.

by Your God. August 19, 2003