Heather is the pretty girl that every guy loves. But she doesn't know that she's breaking someone's heart. This person is most likely a queer person who's in love with their best friend but they don't know it. So no you don't want to be Heather, and you people can't get that in your head!!!
Person 1: Well there goes Conner and his Heather
Person 2: I'm sorry Jake, this shouldn't have to happen to you, you don't deserve this heartbreak.
Person 1: It's fine they will never know so what do I care.
Person 2: I don't know why every girl want to be Heather?!
Person 2: I'm sorry Jake, this shouldn't have to happen to you, you don't deserve this heartbreak.
Person 1: It's fine they will never know so what do I care.
Person 2: I don't know why every girl want to be Heather?!
by someoneusedahahahaalready September 26, 2020
Get the Heathermug. She is someone who he will always choose over you. She is not necessarily prettier than you or has better qualities than you. You can literally be the prettiest girl yet he would choose her. She is a heather.
by theoneyourelookingfor September 18, 2020
Get the Heathermug. Heather snow is a person with the most amazing personality but can also be toxic but that's rare. That person is also hot and looks really good with red hair. <3
by Smokey peni October 20, 2020
Get the heather snowmug. A Heather Ellis is a cock sucking no good dirty whore with no friends. She's the opposite of loyal and will surely give you aids. If you ever meet a Heather Ellis kill her and burn her fat ugly body. Don't ever trust her she lies on her kids and eats poop and socks off her dog Mr. She is the worst kind of broke ho and throws dicks down her ratchet throat daily for dollars.
Did you hear what happened to Heather Ellis? She sucked that bums dick for 2 dollars and then ate his poop and lied about everything in her life.
by Knotu2 December 31, 2023
Get the Heather Ellismug. by Sir fuglass August 22, 2025
Get the Being a Heathermug. Can be an amazing trickster of a female! She loves to share stories, especially any anecdote about her ex-husband or previous relationships. She loves to stretch every pair of yoga pants to the brink of splitting, and also leaves a solid impression after staying as a houseguest. For example, makes a literal bloody mess in the bathroom, stashes rib bones in the kitchen sink and packs wads of her box-dyed hair in the couch cushions.
She's a truly memorable human who's biggest energy expenditure, aside from pretending to jog in the morning, is dedicated to entertaining men other than her partner, posting catfish-like filtered selfies, and gaslighting any person who questions her credibility or self-proclaimed fantasticness. A rare find indeed, handle with care and be prepared to change to contact information if you get more than loosely acquainted with this type of female.
She's a truly memorable human who's biggest energy expenditure, aside from pretending to jog in the morning, is dedicated to entertaining men other than her partner, posting catfish-like filtered selfies, and gaslighting any person who questions her credibility or self-proclaimed fantasticness. A rare find indeed, handle with care and be prepared to change to contact information if you get more than loosely acquainted with this type of female.
Did you hear all thirteen stories Heather told about her ex-husband when she visited our parents last weekend?
New York Heathers are whore-ish assholes with bad skin.
Guy says, "Man, Heather was sleeping with another dude the whole last year she's been seeing me!"
Friend says, "Kinda saw that coming, her name is Heather, after all."
New York Heathers are whore-ish assholes with bad skin.
Guy says, "Man, Heather was sleeping with another dude the whole last year she's been seeing me!"
Friend says, "Kinda saw that coming, her name is Heather, after all."
by GotchaBialol July 30, 2023
Get the Heathermug. /ˈhɛðər/
(noun)
1. a person that is liked by everyone.
2. a purple-flowered Eurasian heath that grows abundantly on moorland and heathland.
3. a song by singer and songwriter Conan Gray.
4. Heathers: The Musical
(noun)
1. a person that is liked by everyone.
2. a purple-flowered Eurasian heath that grows abundantly on moorland and heathland.
3. a song by singer and songwriter Conan Gray.
4. Heathers: The Musical
- She wished she could be a heather.
- The smell of heathers filled the room.
- Everyone loved the song Heather.
- He felt sorry for Heather M. after that scene.
- The smell of heathers filled the room.
- Everyone loved the song Heather.
- He felt sorry for Heather M. after that scene.
by q, the first February 11, 2022
Get the Heathermug.