fat handed

An adjective that describes being caught in the act of porking out on forbidden food. Like flies swarm to shit, so fat fucks swarm to fridges at night.

"I put a ham in the fridge and caught that chunk ass Janelle fat handed at 3am eating it."

by Wizards Sleeve June 26, 2005

pulling handles

An excuse you can use if anyone catches you in the act of beating off because the art of "pulling handles" in ceramics looks like the male form of masturbating.

Professor: Hey Dan, what are you doing over there in the corner?

Dan: Oh...um...nothing...just pulling handles!

Professor: Ok, good...I thought you were masturbating.

by H-town Crew March 12, 2008

luw huddle handle

Is a term used by illiterate computer users to vaguely describe a miscellaneous software error on a computer that they can not readily describe in technical terms - even though it just happened, but in their defense they have the short term memory of a gold fish. This term may also describe an error that occurred on a system in 'Care Bear' dialect. Where a supposed word or phrase is pronounced with a squishy-lipped heartfelt apathetic slang.

Same time chat
User: "excuse me could you help me?"
Technician: "Sure, what can I do to help?"
User: "My insert major corporate application here just died and told me.......luw huddle handle.....?"
Technician: "Do you mean Logical Unit of Work handle exception?"
User: "Nooooeeeewwww, idk :-), could you pwwweeeeaassseee heeelllpp mmmee?"
Technician: "Sure thing, I'll be there in a minute to look at it."

by judogizzard September 22, 2009

back handed stink bug

whilst standing on one leg, reach under lifted leg with your non-dominant hand, grasping the shaft of the wang with thumb on the underside. commence masterbation at a desired pace.

i was just at this party and i walked in on marco when he was busting the "back handed stink bug", it looked like so much fun that i immediately started too. when we were done, we pashed and wiped our penises on the curtain.

by Marcoooooo October 23, 2007

lonely handles

Rolls of fat, love handles, around the waist of people with no one to love.

Since my brother's gf left him, his love handles shall now be referred to as lonely handles.

by Mister Knut October 11, 2012

Caught White Handed

Getting caught cranking it right when you cum.

"Dude I was so horny, so I started jerking. Right when I exploded, my dad came into my room and I was caught white handed."

by yedster14 March 15, 2012

3000 gaw gaw double handed twist

When a women or man twist a mans penis, with two hands till it turns purple. Then proceeds to twist and spit on the penis, till theres a chewy bit of foreskin left.

Greg: Damn I just got the 3000 gaw gaw double handed twist.

Fred: How was that?

Greg: The bitch took my foreskin off.

by Kermit clit December 9, 2019