Headstone Handy

The headstone handy is when you go to graveyard at anytime and receive a hand job behind a headstone.

Mark- "i just received a headstone handy"

Jack - "what's a headstone handy"

Mark - I'm glad you asked, it's when you receive a hand job behind a headstone in a grave yard"

Jack - "oh cool I can't wait to get one f those"

by ML69 November 13, 2021

hudson handy

When you're ice fishing in Hudson, Ohio, in a shanty, and a prostitute jerks your snake off while you're pulling a fish out through the ice.

My wife thinks i'm out fishing with the boys, but REALLY, i'm getting a HUDSON HANDY.

by itinkimfunni March 6, 2022

Dusky Sandy Handy

Any hand job/reach around that make you too uncomfortable.

"Show me where the bad man touched you......oh it was a Dusky Sandy Handy........"

by imthatawesome November 18, 2011

Handy Mandy.

A female, usually very churchy and from the country, who is skilled in the fine art of the Handy. She can sometimes be seen wearing animal costumes. Sometimes also known as the Furry Handy Mandy. She also twerks up a storm, but only in front of a mirror.

When driving with both hands on the wheel, it convenient to have Handy Mandy sitting next to you. Handy to have Handy Mandy give you a Handy. Handy Mandy.

by Siochan January 17, 2014

handyman

5 in the Pink. 5 in the Stink.
Fist in the Pink. Fist in the Stink.

My girl loved the handyman, but she was really sore this morning

by Wilfrid Laruier May 2, 2006

handy

just like a ham sandwhich but more flabby

Mr.conaghan wants to lick haileys big handy

by handy lovers December 15, 2007

Handyman NYC

A New York City Handyman (Handyman NYC) is different from a handyman anywhere else. He's generally a NATIVE New Yorker, and really does have jack-of-all-trades experience. Many people try to define theirself as a NYC Handyman and that's all fine and good but to be fair, one should distinquish those "imported" dudes who've tried to claim this town as their own from those of us who actually grew up here with a wrench in their pocket.

Handyman NYC - Just search on www.google.com or on newyork.craigslist.org (under skilled trades) , or try servicemagic.com .. most of what's in servicemagic doesn't qualify - but on google maps and on craigslist you can find a few real new yorkers in the handyman circuit.

by JoeJoe3 April 21, 2008