Hairy Xylaphone

Hairy xylaphone is something that a vagina does. Also known as a phanny fart, in which the vagina releases a smelly 'fish' like gas causing the room she is in to stink pretty badly.

Yucky, that woman just did a hairy xylaphone

by Sxmuel_Ding June 20, 2017

hairy pillow

when a couple just had sex and the girl starts to pass out and she is so comfy but then she feels hair and realzes that she was sleeping on her boyfriends hairy ass = the hairy pillow

last night i had the best sex ever but then i fell asleep on a hiary pillow...

by Rach and J. Sciacca February 13, 2005

Hairy gumdrop

A person who follows you around and doesn't typically have friends and TRIES to be friends with the popular people.

Also a person with hairy and saggy boobs/moobs

"Dude that guy just took off his shirt"
" he's a hairy gumdrop"

by Positivebutdeath December 14, 2014

hairy turd

is a disorder in which from oral sex involving the action of "hairy fish", pubic hairs are digested in large ammounts and appear in the fecal matter, thus being a "hairy turd"

Man Looks at his toilet bowl.
"Wtf...?"
"Wife walks in
"I know, I have a patch missing"

by tallwhytboi March 23, 2005

hairy vagina

a person, usually a man, that has facial hair all around their mouth at a substantial length. when turned sideways, opened, closed, or giggling (a thank you), it is known as a hairy vagina

may i please tickle your hairy vagina rich?
"An all around good time"
TH xxoo.<3

by tori hargreaves November 21, 2007

Hairy Beverly

Refers to a woman with an unusual amount of pubic hair, generally when the bush reaches above the belly button.

She was such a Hairy Beverly that I had to do a 180 when I started going Downtown!

by jwardle006 May 15, 2007

hairy arse

A deviation on cockney rhyming slang, when something is really funny aka hilarious it's "hairy"

"Will walked into the bollard, it was hairy arse man"

by tony howard May 17, 2007