own her wetness

When a man is trying to impress strangers on the internet because his wife doesn’t give him the validation he desperately seeks, he often resorts to telling women (especially on twitter) that he owns their wetness (plural) or owns her wetness (singular).

Owning her wetness is actually impossible. Nobody can own her wetness. Her wetness is not ownable. Only sad, lonely, married men ever unironically say that they own anyone’s wetness.

This condition dates back to 2018 and there is currently no known cure. Research into the early warning signs of saying dumb things like, “I own her wetness,” is ongoing.
Owning (her) wetness on the internet saved my marriage.

A gentleman always holds the door to let a lady go first THEN offers to own her wetness.

Own her wetness by blocking her then stalk all her tweets from your alt.

Woman on twitter:

Man on twitter: I own your wetness

Woman on twitter: ew, fuck off, dumbass

One small step for man, one giant leap for owning her wetness.

Indiana Jones and the Quest for Her Wetness.

Star Wars Episode V: Her Wetness Strikes Back.

Him: I want to own your wetness.

His wife: You do, honey.

Him: Not you.
by Mrs. Steve Buscemi October 31, 2019
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Dick'n her down

When a guy really does it right and gets it there like he means it. When a good dick'n her down has taken place the pussy has been pounded and beat up .
After he got done dick'n her down she went to make him a sandwich.
After dick'n her down she had no choice but to say yes.
by SSO October 19, 2012
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Nick her in the passing

To have a casual sexual encounter. Analogous to "Give her a portion" and "she'd do a turn"
Gary: "Dave, I think you have a thing for Gail"

Dave: "Nah, not really, I might nick her in the passing"
by Paxo February 16, 2009
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slap her the mushroom

to hit a girl in the head with one's circumsised penis so hard as to leave a mark. See also mushroom tattoo.
"Next time, just slap her the mushroom."
by Brad Maynes February 05, 2003
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slip her the sausage

bang her, give her the dick. If you're Italian, you can say "the italian sausage", if you're Polish you can say "the polish sausage" or "the ol' kielbasa", if you're German you can say "the ol' bratwurst".
The first time I saw her, she gave me that old-fashioned romantic feeling, where I'd do anything to slip her the sausage, preferably indabutt.
by Nick D February 19, 2003
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going down on her

The quickest way to get a girl to forget her ex and be all about you. Especially if you bring her to orgasm.
by Gelf The Elf March 15, 2003
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Destroy her pussy

When you fuck a pussy so good and hard it just leaks and throbs. The clit is fat and throbbing. You punish it by any means nessesary with anything nessesary.
Word being defined .... I'm going to this sluts house to destroy her pussy. You punish it by any means nessesary with anything nessesary
by Bcboy4life September 17, 2019
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