half blumpkin

Like a blumpkin, but instead of receiving oral while taking a shit, one jerks off while taking a shit.

My girl wasn't around to give me a blumpkin, so I took matters into my own hands and gave myself a half blumpkin.

by EDawwg40 November 11, 2018

creep and a half

someone who is beyond a creep. to the extreme. someone so sketch that you try to avoid.

I met this guy at a party, he followed me around the entire night. At one point, he grabbed the cup I was drinking out of and he licked it. Ugh! He's a creep and a half!

by Sketchgirl92 May 1, 2009

half-virgin

Someone who has been given oral sex, but not full intercourse.

"I'm a half-virgin!"

by Barry Bright October 17, 2004

half past noon

Just another way of saying 12:30 PM. 1230 hours in military time.

Person 1: I'll meet you at 10 o' clock.
Person 2: How about later? Around half past noon?
Person 1: That's fine, see you at 12:30 then!

by Bowly Bowl July 19, 2014

Half-elf

Half-elves are the children of elves and humans. They combine many of the best features of both races, having the lingevity of elves as well as the inquisitive nature of humans. However, half-elves never feel quite at home in either human or elven society.

half-elves are almost perfect... almost.

by smurf August 23, 2004

forever and a half

Been so long that it seems longer than forever.

My god I haven't seen you in forever and a half!

by Nathan Hulsey October 17, 2006

half eighth

1/16th of an ounce of marijuana. This is usually scaled out to 1.75 grams, normally costing $25 and in some extreme opportunistic cases $30 for ridiculously beautiful buds.

Yo.. any chance I can score a half eighth off of you tonight?

by loudognigg February 15, 2006