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Guitar Hero

A game that for some odd reason people seem to find amazing.

It has no realistic approach to teaching people how to play a REAL guitar, it gives kids a false sense of being able to play an instrument, they go and start a crappy band, realize it is indeed crappy, they end up shooting up drugs, get HIV, and die...

All because some ridiculous game.
Person 1: DUDE! I just got the new Guitar Hero!

Me: Which version are they on?

Person 1: 5932!

Me: Oh...can you play the guitar yet?

Person 1: No. ;_;
by Da Milkman June 4, 2009
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guntatrino

One of the big trio (guntatrino, edgatrino and diantrino) guntatrino is the bigest fuckhead retard out of the 3.
Pashol nahuj guntatrino
by AutoTheMexican October 8, 2019
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guitarheroing

dude im busy, im currently guitarheroing.

what did yu do last night? I was guitarheroing on expert.

me and my friends had a guitarheroing compition. I beat them cus I can play on expert

whats up? nuthin im just guitarheroing
by Jessi­Cuh March 22, 2008
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guitarstudesque

(Noun) - A person who is among the greatest of guitarists, nearing the guitar skill of Jason Becker, Yngwie Malmsteen, and Jeff Loomis, inter alia.
"I am a guitarstudesque... the great of them all."
by tonytheshreddingtiger January 21, 2009
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Guitarscrollitis

The name for what happens after staring at the TV playing Guitar Hero, then looking at another object and seeing the illusion of things moving up and down.
"Dude after i played guitar hero i got Guitarscrollitis, it looked like my tv was flying up in the air!"
by Jayinasia January 1, 2009
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guitar hiking

hiking with an acoustic guitar or electric with pocket amp for natural acoustics
by imafish May 9, 2010
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Gontard

A small dwarf kind of creature. This mystical figure lives in the tree tops of Hungry Hollow. It is said to have 3 feet, 7 eyes, 5 backs and 0 ears. "It" uses echolocation to interact and move around. A member of the bat/vampire family. Feeds on the souls of children from the county of Georgetown. BEWARE OF GONTARD.
1) Gontard had a nice munch on the soul of Kyle Burns.

2) The Gontard is straight fucked.
by nhl_dalton_:) July 27, 2010
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