goober

Normally seen as a generally hot man. A type of man to get all the gross, stinky, yucky, icky, and smelly women and none of the cute boys :sad_face:. Type of man to continuously love someone, even though that someone consistently cheats on goober with his daughter.

“Poor goober, Hope he’s doing alr.”

by GOOBPUNK October 4, 2021

goober schloober

Someone who is the ultimate wackiest person ever, levels of goofiness TOO HIGH!

It happens when a goober and a schloober combine- must be contained

Man, my girlfriend is such a goober schloober, i’m so scared right now

by Gary_mint_p-_- February 10, 2024

Goober

L from Death Note

“Look at him he’s just a little goober”

by X1097_PA January 3, 2024

Goober

A goober is a person who is gooby or has a lot of goob.

Your such a goober.

by Heheheyup March 19, 2023

Goober

Someone of the Goober kind or someone living in the Gooberville region.

He was being such a goober!

by magictabby November 30, 2022

goober

another works for a faggot

that guy is such a goober

by sjdndn August 13, 2023

Sloppy Goober

When you get a blowjob while watching spongbob

I was 12 when I got my first sloppy goober.

by Keegan09 May 20, 2018