Golden Stitch

An extra stitch is added in order to tighten a women’s private area after child birth.

“Please give my wife the Golden Stitch!”

“Do you mind adding one more stitch in there, you know, the Golden Stitch 😉”

by Rubeedeeznuts November 21, 2017

Golden Carousel

Man lays on his back and balances a fidget spinner (in motion) on the tip of his boner while his partner urinates all over his nethers (and the spinner).

Last Thursday, I went to a party at Tom's and got so drunk I jumped up on the pool table with Emma and my tie dye spinner... we totally nailed the golden carousel.

Had to buy Tom a new pool table, though...

by The Mumbling Manchildren October 12, 2017

The Golden Chain

When a girl tries to squirt the mans semen back on his chest after sex and accidentally pees instead.

After Ross and Jessica had sex she straddled his chest and tried to squirt his semen back out on his chest to give him his own pearl necklace and peed on him instead giving him a “the golden chain”.

by Ooooopsy July 30, 2019

Golden Pentagon

When someone forces themselves through each of the five major nightclubs in the city of Cambridge (Revs, Lola, Balare, Fez and The Place) in one night.

Battinie: What a night, I made a profit and completed the Golden Pentagon!

by libertin0 November 29, 2012

golden forward

when a manager on a powerful position in an organisation promotes a product or service internally, which then has a better impact in sense of business.

I tried to sell my things to that company, but they never wanted my products, until a friend of mine did a golden forward, now my things are available all over their retailer stores.

by svennung September 17, 2013

Golden Freezer

When Gold Bond is put on a Males genitalia before receiving oral sex so that the Female gets the extreme cooling feeling in her mouth, while her saliva gives the Male a slight cooling feeling.

Male: Sue go get the gold bond! I want to give you a Golden freezer!

Female: YES! I Love when you ask me for that! I also love the cooling feeling Gold Bond gives me!

by AC-lover12 August 14, 2010

Golden plank

A Golden plank occurs when someone is given the opportunity to perform a simple action. However, instead of completing said action they metaphorically shit the bed.

Did you see Leigh golden plank that shot on goal? What a fuckhead.

by Fairy 9 July 24, 2020