golden sprinkle

When you get a golden shower from a midget.

My buddy Zak said a golden sprinkle is better than a golden shower because it's way less messy.

by Tittsmcgee June 14, 2017

Golden Stitch

An extra stitch is added in order to tighten a women’s private area after child birth.

“Please give my wife the Golden Stitch!”

“Do you mind adding one more stitch in there, you know, the Golden Stitch 😉”

by Rubeedeeznuts November 21, 2017

golden canadian

A sexual act, involving watersports where one participant urinates on another, while the one being urinated upon apologizes, profusely.

Dominant: “Hey, want something to drink?”
Submissive: “Sure!”
Dominant: “Here you go!” (begins to urinate on submissive)
Submissive: “Oh. Oh, God! I’m sorry. I’m so, so sorry!”
Dominant: “Enjoy your Golden Canadian, bitch!”
Submissive: “Again, and I cannot say this enough, I apologize. I’m really sorry. Sorry.”

by ravenboi June 8, 2016

golden tip

When the dick\nipples is sooo good you dont want to stop sucking it

Omg your dick taste like candy! Now thats what i call a golden tip

by Ella Olsen August 10, 2016

The Golden Nut

There are 8 known Golden Nuts, 6 of which are contained within Shrek who has devoted his whole life towards them. Another is guarded is guarded by the legendary snake 'Jormungandr' (Mat Oldfield). The last one was once in the possession of the Deity 'Chel-Mito' which has since been stolen and it's whereabouts are unknown, and whoever is in possession of this Golden Nut has great power of this Deity. The Golden Nuts cannot be destroyed.

The Golden Nuts contain within them great power over the owners of them, for example rubbing of the Golden Nut will cause immense pleasure and immediate ejaculation, however stomping on it or hitting it can cause excruciating pain. They can also be used to physically control the owner of the Golden Nut, for instance throwing the Golden Nut at the wall will also cause the owner to be thrown 'magically' against the wall, nuts first.

When all 8 Golden Nuts are combined they create 'The Apex Nut' which begins Erectorok, the End of Time (see future definition) and marks the beginning of the battles between the Gods.

by PedoBear3000 February 23, 2020

Golden Codex

Golden Codex (aka 'Alphabet Man') is a brain dead crackhead that sells more drugs in pounds than he weighs. This man is Satan in a human body and clearly a failed abortion.

Golden Codex in dm's at 4 in the morning: "hey mann im the alphabett mannn"

by phsiclord May 4, 2020

Golden Ginger

When you whip it out and provide a redheaded individual with a golden shower.

A Golden Ginger is not to be confused with the drink made by a large coffee chain.

Dude, you know Sarah, the redheaded chick? She is such a freak. Last night I drank too much water and went to piss before sex. Sarah said "no, piss on me." So I did, and I totally gave her a Golden Ginger!

by 404-77 May 16, 2020