God

someone who never cared loved or valued me or my pursuit of existence

God told me to fly and when i tryed to he called me a loser now i never try anymore.

by Asifgodcaredaboutme May 19, 2018

God

A being that Vapes to create what humans call "clouds" or "fog". Strong stoner type that creates wild ass things.

Mason: how are clouds made?
Mom: God vaping son. He is the VAPE GOD.
Mason: what if there are no clouds out?
Mom: God's got one hella of a nicotine buzz

by Kidrain97 October 17, 2018

God

Shrek

Shrek is god

by Ddyssigsyosiysiysiydidyiufcuii November 18, 2019

God

A word with over 800 definitions in the Urban Dictionary.

Wow God means so many things!

by GodOfPigeons August 18, 2018

God

Every thing

Wow that looks like gods doing

by Idk0592 August 6, 2017

God

Estimated 25 million kills by his name in the bible e.g. noahs ark and the to towns full of rapeists and shit estimated kills to the devils name 60 and some of those was a bet with god

Soooo yeah god be killin loads of people

by Mag1karpMan January 17, 2019

God

Morgan Freeman

"… I am God. God does not exist without me." Quote by Morgan Freeman

by Rosie302 December 11, 2018