Dirty German

The dirty German is when you are jerking of to your favorite porn site while you’re on the toilet taking a shit...

Hey bud, I’d be over at your place drinking a beer, but I’m to busy with my dirty German.

by anonymous May 11, 2021

German Screwdriver

When you insert golden Schloger and hotdogs in a woman's vagina then proceed to mashing it up inside of her. Once you ejaculate inside pour said product into a bowl and consume it.

"Are you hungry?"
"No me and my wife just made a German Screwdriver"

by tobiasnazi December 15, 2021

German Fork

Forking 4 pieces in chess as the Knight that's shaped like a Swastika

And then I hit him with the German Fork!

by Crazyvideos.tv March 24, 2023

German Tabletop

The act of eating a girls vagina out, then snorting a line of coke along her belly and between her titties.

Did you hear? John Stewart pulled off a German Tabletop!

by Zak Kirkup March 9, 2021

the german backhand

When you have finished having anal sex, and you wipe the back of your hand in the crack of your ass collecting all the truffle butter. You then back hand your partner across the face.

"John donkey punched me last night, so I have him the German backhand!"

by BonnoP February 2, 2016

german sidecar

The sharing of the toilet when more than one is desperate.

If you're that desperate bro, you can either wait or hop in my German sidecar if you know what I'm saying!

by megamonkeymoo October 3, 2015

German shepherding

If he don’t lick that ass he’s a little boy.

German shepherding is going down town to brown town.

by Darla505 August 10, 2021