February 2nd

Oh so you were born on February 2nd… DAMN! This is your birthday but also the day you will take over the entire fucking world. Your a GOD! I pity anyone who doesn’t know you

Oh it’s my birthday February 2nd time to rise to power and make those pathetic mortals bow down to me

by Feb2 August 3, 2021

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February 31

pretty people were born on this day

hey you born on February 31?!
yes!!
omg lets make out!!
the end

by xiangling November 3, 2021

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February 14

National consent day. Have consent before you do anything to anyone. Just cause its valintines day doesnt mean you get a free pass to be handsy.

"Hey can I give you a hug?"
"Thank you for asking! You can. Oh yeah is February 14 national consent day."

by Mayla louise August 24, 2021

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The day of birth of amazing and adorable people. They are sweet, kind, friendly, cute, beautiful and they deserve the world. If you are born on February 14 I love you. Peeps born on this day are likely to love Kermit the frog (Kermit the frog loved you too!)

„I‘m so hecking cute“
„I know, but why“
„I was born on February 14“
„That explains everything!“

by some kermit kid November 26, 2021

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