bat fried rice

A lapse in judgement that results in one's resignation or firing.

Dude! That Tweet was total bat fried rice! I'm going to miss you around the office...

by fjlskefu April 22, 2020

halal fried chicken

Halal Certified Fried Chicken

Habib! do you want some halal fried chicken?

by HalalFriedChicken April 4, 2021

finger high-five

during naked times involving 3+ people, one participant inserts a finger into the woman's vagina while another participant inserts a finger into her anus. The inserters then touch fingers through the vaginal/rectal walls, simulating a high-five. except with fingers.

my room mate and i had some slut ask us to double team her. we started it off with a celebratory finger high-five.

by j.t. paperstacks September 21, 2010

Three Four Five

To drink 3/4 of a fifth.

David: Bro, how much did you drink last night!?
Troy: Dude, I pulled off a three four five.
David: Your were shit faced.
Troy: Fuckk.

by Dwood93 June 28, 2011

face-high-five

Slapping someone and leaving your hand on their face for more than 1 second. Thus high fiving their face. If you remove your hand before 1 second has passed, you have slapped your friend and thus subjected yourself the a slap in return.

"Man you just slapped me!"
"No, I gave you a face-high-five. My hand stayed on your face for longer than 1 second."

by bdruckman218 February 29, 2012

shang-high-five

A Shang-High-Five is when someone steals a high five that was meant for someone else.

Stan: Hey dude that was an awesome bro thing you just did!
Bob: Thanks, bro.
Stan: **Puts up hand for a high five**
Bob: -Recognizes hand for high five is put up-
Fran: **High fives the SHIT out of Stan's hand before Bob can**
Fran (screaming): You just got Shang-High-Fived!"

by elcastigador November 17, 2013

Ulster High Five

When you slap a girls arse during a particularly heavy menstrual cycle and you return with a red hand in the fashion of the red hand that adorns the badge of the Ulster rugby team.

After getting an Ulster High Five I think I'll just masturbate instead.

Ass Red Hand Period

by Knuckles54 October 14, 2017