Troy Fountain

This magical Fountain gives one the courage and strength to throw alligators incredible distances.

Did you see how far that alligator went? That power could only come from Troy Fountain.

by Wchunu March 12, 2024

Fountain Dew

Mountain Dew that comes from soft drink machines

"Bro you got the Fountain Dew?"
"Yeah, soft drink machine Mountain Dew rocks!"

by IncyIncoming September 7, 2022

fountain hopping

The act of wading in a fountain, typically with the goal of being a rebellious degenerate. Activities often include shotgunning Keystone Light and smoking blunts, with great vigor. Originating from Stanford University

Let's go fountain hopping today, I'm tryna get fucked up

by fearthetree July 29, 2019

human fountain

When you puke a shit ton and look like a fountain

bro, he stuck his fingers in his mouth and did the human fountain

by Alofi February 25, 2022

Chocolate Fountain

When your doing anal and the bitch suddenly has explosive diarrhea on your dick, providing extra lube.

Your sister and I had a chocolate fountain in your room last night.

Is that why my sheets were brown?

by Your real dad756777 March 5, 2019

Fruit punch fountain

When your girl is on her period, and you lay under her while smashing her vagina with a long fat dildo. When she's about to cum, take out the dildo, and let the blood pour out into your face

"Yo Amy gave me a taste of her fruit punch fountain last night."

by Ghangis swan February 6, 2015

fountains of venus

The results of performing oral sex usually, or any means including PIV, fingers or toys, to bring a girl to orgasm when she has a full bladder. Ideally she holds her bladder until she acheives orgasm, but may be released when she simply cannot hold it anymore.

The result is usually the nuclear bomb motherlode of squirting.

Man, me and my gf were chuggin' beers last night. I went down on her and she hadn't used the toilet for over two hours. When she came, she gave me the fountains of venus in a major way! Had to replace my couch and carpet, goddam it.

by Malcuntent May 10, 2024