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floating banute

its when a cow floats in water
look at the banutes floating, those are called floating banutes
by I’mFunnyHaHa June 18, 2018
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Burger Float 4Ever

A huge dishonerable piece of shit who smells like a McPlayplace in rural Georgia. Has the consistency of grandma's famous southern chili.
Ralph: You wanna go get a Burger Float 4Ever?

D-Bloody-Pete: Get blud fucger??? Hell to tha NAW!!!!! He tasta like a stinky alamo doo doo.
by SkinFlute_9/11_NeverForget February 7, 2023
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Floating Apple

A middle-aged, overweight woman who dresses in alarmingly-bright floaty dresses.
The family BBQ was more chillaxed and meaningful until Aunty Floating Apple turned up with a wineglass in hand....
by JustSayingAs Your MammaWould February 16, 2023
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Floating Baldness

Floating baldness is a rare type of male pattern baldness where the victim's hair grows wings and flies away.
by George Cremaster January 27, 2025
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Float builders

ones who build low budget class floats
WHOA! who built that float!? Oh it was the float builders.
by sikysikygnargnar1 September 18, 2009
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Egg Float

When you lean back in a chair and fart, the gas travels from your anus up your perineum and manages to escape by splitting your scrotum, thus lifting your balls to escape.
Dude, i had to let one rip while i was driving.
it came out like a complete Egg Float
by Barettokurabu January 10, 2018
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Floating Mermaid

When taking a dump in a porta-potty and the shit hits the water and the blue colored water and it gently kisses your butt hole
I was taking a dump in a 130 degree Porta-potty and the water gave me a Floating Mermaid
by Doc-Johnson July 25, 2021
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