1. Someone who is disconnected from reality or doesn't take life seriously; someone who lives in a fantasy world.
2. A homosexual offensive
3. An unreliable person
4. "To flake out" - to give up, not perform work or not show up as promised
2. A homosexual offensive
3. An unreliable person
4. "To flake out" - to give up, not perform work or not show up as promised
Those grown men and women dressed as superheroes at the convention were complete flakes.
San Francisco is like a bowl of cereal - full of fruits, nuts and flakes.
Don't flake out on me.
San Francisco is like a bowl of cereal - full of fruits, nuts and flakes.
Don't flake out on me.
by Luvdalz68 January 15, 2018
Get the flakemug. An unreliable person; someone who agrees to do something, but never follows through. Usually cancels last second or doesn't show up at all and doesn't answer your calls or texts.
by worguy1748 May 24, 2020
Get the flakemug. Ay Yo, I just picked up the Frosted Flakes. I paid an extra $60 for this ounce.
They're Grrrrreeeaaaaaaaaaaat!
They're Grrrrreeeaaaaaaaaaaat!
by DazenGuile December 30, 2020
Get the Frosted Flakesmug. Noun; When one is to jerk of in the sun and leaves the semen dribbled on ones penis. One would then proceed to sunbathe, allowing the semen to shrivel and dry.
The crispy flaky results are known as Crunchy love flakes
One can then go on to eat the flakes if one so desires.
The crispy flaky results are known as Crunchy love flakes
One can then go on to eat the flakes if one so desires.
"Dude I was sunbathing and felt the urge to splurge, long story short I had some crunchy love flakes as a snack"
by ARSEFAIRY August 7, 2017
Get the Crunchy love flakesmug. A visually attractive person who is both uninteresting AND unreliable, specifically in the context of dating/hook-up apps.
Friend 1: "So I was chatting with this really cute person online, but they seemed a little dull and distracted, and then they ghosted me."
Friend 2: "Gurl, sounds like you were chatting with a bran flake, pay them no mind!"
Friend 2: "Gurl, sounds like you were chatting with a bran flake, pay them no mind!"
by easy_eh May 13, 2023
Get the Bran flakemug. After intercourse of two people of the opposite sex have intercourse immediately after then wake up to crusty white spots on their groins when they wake up, when trying to remove the dried up bodily fluids they flake off like dandruff
by Margo009 January 24, 2021
Get the f*** flakemug. 