financial cuckold

Someone who pays every single taxes due, including on all of his cash transactions, because it's his civilian duty to bail out TBTF companies and fund endless wars used for enriching politicians through lobbying.

A: "I'll pay by cash. I don't need the receipt."
B: "That'll be 5748.85$."
A: "5750$? This is hardcore financial fucking! It says 4999$ on the price tag. Just declare the item as loss on your taxes."
B: "Sorry, sales taxes apply to cash transactions too. Your taxes help build more roads."
A: "I'll pay by credit card then. Enjoy the transaction fees you financial cuckold!"

by Malishman January 12, 2023

Financial Compensation

A euphemism for Mesothelioma.

Named after the variety of commercials by ambulance-chasing lawyers that are seen on television.

My dad was a construction worker, and he got 'Financial Compensation' after being exposed to asbestos.

by Chianticat10 February 22, 2023

Final Destination

A film franchise that causes you to fear flying, standing near trains, using computers, driving behind log trucks, spilling coffee, cooking, riding rollercoasters, using tanning beds, riding on a subway, observating a car race, touching grass, driving through a car wash, standing under a ceiling fan, using escalators, swimming, riding over bridges, performing gymnastics, doing lasik eye surgery, getting spa and therapy, and being on a construction site.

I watched Final Destination and scared to do anything for a whole month until I got therapy.

by Hectare Acres July 14, 2023

Financial Girth

One’s financial status in relation to the amount of uncles one has. It’s is said that financial girth= uncles^3.

Bro has so much financial girth, I heard he has 7 uncles!

by FavoringBoot September 27, 2023

creative financing

Finding an interesting or non-convetional way to obtain funds to get something you want.

"borowing" your friends bike and selling it at your neigbours garage sale so you can buy new speakers.

by lilshawn June 14, 2004

hard financial times

when you poor as fuck

Ryan is in hard financial times\

by FUCKK!@ May 1, 2016

the final boss of Mega Man 1

You know what's fun? Fighting 4 bosses in a row without checkpoints, with 1 boss' attacks being completely unavoidable and 2 more being heavily RNG dependant to not screw you over, then fighting an extremely frustrating and unfair boss ON THE SAME HEALTH BAR

"I FUCKING HATE THE FINAL BOSS OF MEGA MAN 1"
"Who are you and what are you doing in my house?"

by MFG | World is a fuck December 23, 2017