Coffee Crown

A coffee crown is a noun. Used when one has consumed so much coffee they become inebriated. It only lasts a few hours but the hangover is similar to that of a blacked out night, uncomfortable and generally excruciating. Each person's coffee crown may be different in size but usually, a coffee crown is an average of 20 cups of coffee during a 23.5 hour period.
I had a coffee crown all day, killer let down.
by kaffeeaddict May 08, 2019
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Audio Coffee

Audio coffee is what you listen in the morning that helps you wake up enough to properly function. Some people will listen to it with or without the help of liquid coffee to fully wake up
Ron: "You ready for this test this morning?"
Tom: "Absolutely not! I am lacking my audio coffee this morning to anything complex."
by Bonk_ripper November 19, 2019
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Wilkins Coffee

A famous coffee brand with commercials that include puppets named "Wilkins" and "Wontkins", which were made by Jim Henson.
Wilkins You have any Wilkins Coffee in your house?
Wontkins No.
by It's-a me, Isaac! December 29, 2020
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coffee stuffed

When someone intentionally knocks hot coffee into your face.
Once he found out his girlfriend was sleeping around, he coffee stuffed that skank.
by RickRollMonster January 23, 2009
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friends coffee

Black coffee (Arabic coffee) that is so weak because lack of coffee added, and that you can see your friend through the glass if you lift it in front of him.

frequently used in israel.
dude what is this friends coffee you made? it's so weak! add more coffee next time.
by Boten February 25, 2011
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coffee money

A small amount of money given to an often homeless software engineer so that they can sit at a cafe and write open source software.
I can't pay you what you're worth, but I have some coffee money for the code you have.
by codes4coffee November 24, 2019
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Coffee Jumper

The office co-workers who drink the coffee before the person who actually brewed the pot gets theirs.
I start coffe maker in the office, walk away while it brews, and when I get back, someone always gets the first cup. They are coffee jumpers.
by rmsalem65 February 04, 2011
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