flampy

When things that should be crispy or crunchy have gone a bit soft.

These biscuits have been left out overnight and have gone flampy.

by Emms76 December 27, 2007

mud flaps

something fags call thier balls

a homo only has balls because it prevents getting shit all over the rest of thier body.

by James Lowe February 12, 2005

mud flaps

The luscious protruding inner lips of a woman's vagina which is men’s favorite part to suck on during oral sex.
These inner lips are particularly sensitive and touching them makes the woman orgasm.
The inner lips of some genetically blessed women grow larger during puberty.
The inner labia of the majority of women more or less protrude beyond the outer labia but since the protruding lips are considered too sexy (too graphic) for soft porn, the guidelines mandate digital removal of these parts before getting them published. So virgin guys who are used to jerking off to porn pussies are not aware of this trait of real-life pussies.

1.My girl’s mud flaps can kiss my dick at the same time she’s kissing my lips. It makes me and her madly horny!!!

2.I love rolling my wife’s mud flaps around in my mouth. Sucking on those juicy pussy-lips sends me and her to heaven!

3.Mike doesn’t know how sex works. I laughed so hard at that virgin dude when he said he thought girls can get their mud flaps stretched out during sex hahaaaaaa

by smartyass March 24, 2010

flamsmack

verb- to backhand with extreme force.

person 1 - yo ur gay

person 2 - ::flamsmacks his bitch ass::

spectator - yoooo he just got flamsacked the fuck out!

by zach lyons February 14, 2005

flapsandwitch

A vagina that you have eaten personally

Her flapsandwitch was the best I have ever tasted.

by DeWeD July 2, 2021

Cat flaps

Labia - usually when it’s excessive. Synonyms are meat flaps, beef curtains, roast beef deluxe, etc.

My girl wanted to have sec this morning but her cat flaps was rank!

by Tunnelbuddies March 2, 2019

cheesin' hot flamos

An improved name for the Flamin' Hot Cheetos snack. As you may guess, they are very cheesy and often quite hot, as evidenced by their orangish-red color. In the process of eating these crunchy bites of spicyness, your hands and/or lips will become quite red despite your best efforts.

Lester: What're you munchin' on there?
Chester: My snack-size bag of cheesin' hot flamos

by Addled Mind December 19, 2005