Double Felix

Getting totally wasted while touring evets and bars with two persons named Felix. Generally a positive and memorable event.

-"Dude, I've been Double Felix last night and had to call sick at the office today."

or

-"Life is so boring sometimes, I wish can be double-felixed soon."

by reptilo February 3, 2010

dirty felix

A dirty Felix is the act of masturbating in the mouth of a cat-dog hybrid while smoking copious amounts of weed, sometimes while performing a dirty Felix you will look at donkey pxrn.

Friend 1: Bro my boy Felix performed the dirtiest of Felix's yesterday, then I sucked him off
Friend 2: Damn I wish I could do a dirty felix

by Ur mums ex boyfriends step dad January 8, 2022

king felix

Baltimore Orioles number 74 Félix Bautista. The best closer in baseball.

Damn! Did you see that King Felix fastball? Radar gun said 103!

by Mtfskim July 10, 2023

Fallen_Felix

this brother... he goojel on the joglel. he will. jgole on golej...
he loves

what

hi guys i am 9 years old

Bullet: "what are you doing in my house"
Fallen_Felix: "blals"

by felax March 2, 2022

Stinky Felix National Park

Pejorative reference to Eagle Rock, California (a suburb of Los Angeles formerly known for its largely lower-middle-class Latino population). Derivation unknown, although perhaps related to Yosemite Drive, a major thoroughfare bisecting the area.

I was lucky to get out alive when my car broke down in the middle of Stinky Felix National Park.

by Xavier Z September 16, 2008

thank you felix

An expression used when something good happens, as if to thank "Felix" for allowing such an act.

Origin: A magical potion "Felix Felicis" from the book serious Harry Potter in which the drinker becomes infanitly lucky.

If a card you needed while playing poker were to be flipped on the river you would say "Thank you Felix"

by Huck Flynn March 11, 2007

nova felix

A man who can not control himself around women. Is always sexually active. Afraid of commitment. Drives a truck with a missing bed door. Afraid of marriage. Will soon need Viagra. Always says good morning. Worships the blonde "Princess."

No one else but him sadly to say is like Nova Felix

by fgnova January 30, 2014