Father

Something that doesn't exsist

Friend: girlfriend=father
Person: well then delete mematic

by Pussmaster-69 November 2, 2019

father

someone niggas like me will never meet

"jimmy where is your father?"
"Sir, I'm brown"
"oh that's right"

by bee.nigga May 24, 2020

Fasterous Gasterous Crinkle

A phrase used to describe a misunderstanding of either song lyrics or song title with the use of a voice activated smart device (e.g Google home)

I just wanted to play a song and Google told me what it was playing, I though it got it wrong, I totally fasterous gasterous crinkled that bitch

by Lil Mitch LOL November 22, 2020

Father roulette

You and all of your friends get together with a girl, jerk off into a cup, and then use a turkey baster to insert the cum in her vagina

You coming to the party? We are gonna play father roulette!

by Doctor puss slayer March 11, 2021

Father Harlan

Father Harlan is a very holy person. Father Harlan is someone who will always follow the gospel and will never do anything wrong.

Father Harlan gets so scared when people drink alcohol around him.

Father Harlan and Laura are saving sex for marriage.

by Jack Bacoulis June 16, 2021

Father Complex

Boys who are protective and controlling over their girlfriend. They like to feel dominant while taking care of their gf. Perfect for girls with daddy issues

He has a father complex when he dates girls

by Joeateouturnan July 15, 2021

Father Bandles

Smol

Father Bandles is short as fuck.

by EXYPHRA July 25, 2021