Throke Family

When 2 people get married and have twins named Bret and Anastasia and their dogs get married and have 3 puppies named Butterscotch, Batman and Princess. They also have a Ferret named Milo.

"Omg, did you see the Throke Family?!"
"I know right!? The parents are such a good couple!"

by _Ash_13 May 13, 2021

Tiger family

The tiger family is just like a regular family. Just better. Because they will never leave. They will always be there for you. They will always be there to make sure you happy. And your always there to make sure they are happy. A tiger family isn’t just a group name. It’s a love. You love each other so much. That they all mean everything to you. And that they are just wonderful. And plain out amazing. Everyone in this family is kinda and caring. Everyone is beautiful, inside and out. Everyone is just great. It’s always amazing to have a tiger family.💗

Sam and Magen are my tiger family. I love them so much.

by Hehe. MaRlEY March 28, 2019

tasty family

The tasty family is a brotherhoood in which big tasty is the GOAT. And the other brothers (which follow in ranking) little tasty, big tasty jr., medium tasty and miniature tasty.

I really wish I could be in the tasty family, they are the real shit.

by Big tasty jr. February 23, 2017

chosen family

friends or close people that you consider your family; people that you have chosen to be a part of your life forever

"those guys are my chosen family."

by what.is.pseudonym November 16, 2022

holy family

where the 8th grade girls eat glurt, the boys are all secretly gay, the teachers are socially awkward, and the lunch tastes like ass

someone: do you go to holy family?
someone else who go to holy family: yessssurrr
someone: ur gay asf prob

by sup lol December 23, 2019

The family card

Family card is when your parents or grandparents clams that you future husband or wife will leave you cause your bad at work or cooking and that amusing that you will have a family or not.

Tokiko “ sigh “ my mom pull out the family card by assuming that I’m going to have a husband in the future who going to divorce me, alll because I was bad at laundry and I told I was going to be asexual.”

Friend” oh I’m sorry “

by Tokiko Tsuji January 11, 2020

family guy

The funniest, most random, and entertaining show ever created by man kind in the history of the world. The show kicks ass. Seth Mcfarlen is a pure genious! There is not a better show out there.

I have quit my religion and made Family Guy my bible.

by Josh Havier August 29, 2005