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Bob: hey bro you going to the work breakfast function today?
James: nah man I got the turps last night and I'm crook as a dog now.

Bob: haha ahh fair stick bro
by Elvo February 4, 2017
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Fair weather racist

Someone who is only racist for bandwagon purposes. A news story, tv show or *coughs halftime performance can bring them out of the woodwork. Black issue, white issue, it doesn’t matter, a Fair Weather Racist wants the attention and will degrade any and everyone they have to to be a part of the current social backlash. (See also: Douche Canoe)
Wow, the fair weather racists are goin in on Timberlake’s Prince tribute at the halftime.
by Aniki May 4, 2018
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Zack Fair

Zack Fair: "Me? Gongaga!"
by senshuyou June 4, 2025
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fair fight act of 1988

The Fair Fight Act of 1988 set the bylaws of street fights in Detroit during the 80s and 90s. It’s sole purpose was to set the groundwork for what was considered legal and illegal in a street fight among two parties settling their differences by way of force. Along with the typical rules of the street fight, ie. no eye gouging, no biting and no low blows, the Fair Fight Act aimed to eliminate anything but the use of hands.
Kicks of any sort will violate the code of the "Fair Fight Act of 1988". Damaging knees can cause a permanent injury, mf might walk a cane for the rest of his life. Use of firearms are permitted in such cases.
by DimSumProphet August 28, 2019
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Fair Weather Fan

Aint aka Aintboutdatlyfe#2528
Fair Weather Fan:

Aint: "I'm as die hard as you can get"

Aint: "Remember when we were delusional enough to think team could win in 4 or 5"

Aint: "Fucking fairweather fan my fucking ass"
by Sweetunee May 2, 2019
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fair pussy

What pussy is after walking around a fair in the summertime.
I took my girl to the fair and now I am going to get some "fair pussy".
by ibookguy September 7, 2020
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laissez-faire virality

a term to describe the phenomenon of how easy it is to become viral in 2021. this widespread phenomena occurs in large part due to the growing number of people both creating and consuming content on social media platforms, compared to five years ago.

while it's a natural progression of our collective societal attention, the social ramifications should also be considered. one of those being, an appalling number of people are blending their online personas with their everyday realities. while at the forefront, this is harmless. we'll only be able to really dissect the affects of this cultural shift in about ten years, when more of the masses have rejected aspects of their waking real lives for the cultivation of an online persona.

overall, people should just remember real life can be just as fulfilling as the online content they both make and consume. mindful meditation and designated introspection time should be prioritized.
Josh: yo can you believe this 13 year old has 17k + followers on tiktok? that's a big number.

Jared: perhaps in 2010, that would have been impressive. but everyone and their cat has a tiktok account. I have 5 accounts right now. and im following that content creator on two of them. hopefully there's no social ramifications of our society's rapid shift towards a social media driven culture.

Josh: oh sorry, I couldn't hear that last part. I was just using 75% of my last paycheck to make this one tiktok. you know I have 50k subscribers on my YouTube channel? all I do is post mushrooms with aesthetic music in the background.

Jared: while your personal expression is definitely worth celebrating, you should also recognize it's laissez-faire virality. don't go to insane lengths for the internet clout. remember who you were before you posted the mushroom videos.

Josh: you're just jealous that I'm a content creator. all you do is meditate all day.

Jared: the other day you said you'd buy Elon musk's brain implant to stream your lofi beats more efficiently.

Josh: im buying it on credit. so what?
by readerimauledhim October 1, 2021
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