The art of spewing your feelings, with no particular point of interest. Typically, this performance occurs prior to utter inebriation.
Usually, Bob is a pretty quiet guy. After a few too many shots last night though, Suzy became the target of his emotional ejaculation.
by teamknapsack June 27, 2017
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He was careful about masturbating in his bedroom since the occasion when he suffered from premachair ejaculation, and struck his head on the floor.
by Maclen November 10, 2017
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by Swaggy P jr April 22, 2018
Get the Evac ejac mug.Premature Ejacuconfetti When your team thinks they hit a buzzer-beating 3 at the end of regulation so they eject their celebratory confetti only to be told it was a 2 pointer and then go on to lose in overtime.
Premature Ejacuconfetti Oh Philly, after tanking 8 straight seasons you still managed to find a way to get ahead of yourselves... 😂
by DjOmni June 2, 2018
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by Jimmy from the Ville June 2, 2018
Get the premature ejacufetti mug.tim: “damn sex with her is so great. that pussy was so good it gave me a spiritual ejaculation”
vadim: “wtf dude that’s sick bro!”
tim: “yeah bro”
vadim: “wtf dude that’s sick bro!”
tim: “yeah bro”
by bigcockplay69 November 24, 2018
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Person 1: Hey watch where you're going!
Person 2: Yea- oh sorry I gave you an explosive ejaculation...
Person 2: Yea- oh sorry I gave you an explosive ejaculation...
by TippytheHippy May 9, 2019
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