Done a Real Plonker

An endearing, self-confidence-reducing term to be used when you have well and truly be fucked in the arse but a section of the powerlines track (Perth, WA). Usually consists of one: an overconfident 4x4 driver, two: a Land Rover Discovery, Three: a water crossing, and Four: a malfunctioning center differential.

A main situation timeline for the term "Done a Real Plonker" to be used is as such. See's water crossing, aims, drives through, bogs, sinks, floods car, gets towed out because, land rover..

Third Person "That guy Austin sure done a real plonker on himself driving like that in rear-wheel drive"
First Person "Ah fuck I've done a real plonker, this is the lowest point of my life and now my girlfriend is gonna leave me and get stuck in the washing machine with her step brother nearby"

by 12HT4Lyfe October 31, 2023

'youve done a cramb'

this is know as if you cant get a boner infornt of a girl who your about to have intercourse with. vast amounts of viagra needed

fuck sake alan 'youve done a cramb'

by ellie macintosh November 2, 2021

Done A Right Coral

To do something so unbelievably stupid

Person 1 makes a mistake
Person 2 ' You've done a right coral '

by Jachaj November 9, 2012

been there, done naught

A self-aware admission that your life's journey has been hollow.

He pretended to anyone who would still listen that he had experienced and accomplished nearly everything, but in the silence and darkness, he looked back on the days and years and knew that he had been there, done naught.

by Monkey's Dad June 24, 2020

Well done Syltherin

A sarcastic Jubilation towards a group or person that do not deserve praise or a certain gift

Person A: I passed my exams, I cheated but meh.
Person B: Well done Syltherin

by DracoPalfoy August 24, 2017

i done goofed

when u completely fucked up and u can't reverse it

"oh no i done goofed on dis math equation ."

by conjizzled and confizzled April 18, 2018

"I done it" like

When someone leaves themselves logged in on facebook so you leave a prank status, and then you log out and immediately sign in as yourself and like the status, showing that you were the one who made it up.

Carl was the first one to like Frank's status about wanting to have sex with Justin Bieber, so I knew he was the one who came up with that great idea. It was his "I done it" like

by jack butler505 June 6, 2011