Dirty Underwear Club

A worldwide underground club that has members who attempt to outdo one another for the most days and nights of wearing the same pair of underwear without washing them.

Late at night when we’re all by ourselves, we log onto the Dirty Underwear Club website with our reports of “another day in the same pair” until one of us pathetic loser dirtbags wins and then it’s a sleazy award that we can’t really show anyone because it’s so disgraceful and disgusting; but we are, in that moment, a winner.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 3, 2019

Dirtyassphobia

Fear of running out of toiletpaper.

Since the stores toilet paper supply was empty, her dirtyassphobia went into high gear.

by sr gigante March 14, 2020

dirty Carole Baskin

When you feed your husband to a tiger.

Wife: "keep it up and I'll dirty Carole Baskin your ass"

by Tayler Fawcett April 1, 2020

dirty nikolay

When your Russian brotha from another moth gives you a blowjob, but then has to chug vodka to kill the demons because he is actually straight.

Why do Russians love vodka?

It’s so that they would be prepared for a dirty Nikolay

by RussianLover322 April 16, 2020

Dirty Cian

A man who gets all the pussy but likes it rougher then sandpaper.
#JohnStamos

I am a dirty Cian, said shrek

by McLovin’s Nuts April 21, 2020

Dirty Sigge

When you put your dick in the exhaust pipe of a buss, then fuck it hard until the buss breaks down into small pieces. Then you blend the small pieces in a mixer and shove it up your ass.

"Where the hell did Jacob go?"
"I heard he went for a dirty Sigge"

by Ihavegenitalherpes May 13, 2020

Dirty Alexander

A "Dirty Alexander" is when your girl or guy is choking on your cock, And you pull out and you twist his/her nipple till he/she screams and drop a load at the same time on either eye giving him/her different colored eyes like Alexander the Great.

He is going to the eye doctor because he said the Dirty Alexander gave him pink eye.

by Jockstrapanon May 14, 2020