dildo licker

Someone who licks dildoes. An insult.

"So diss all you want but it won't make your weenie any bigger you dildo licker." - William Murderface of Dethklok. (Metalocalypse Season 1 Episode 5)

by FH$TGI^JO May 15, 2007

dilbo

A hobbit sex toy named after a famous explorer from the Shire.

Samwise should probably buy his girl a dilbo.

by Evelynne December 29, 2007

dillon dickhead

typically teenage boys who get mad over little things, then act like dickheads for no reason.

-Hey!!

-Leave me the fuck alone.

-Wow, you sure are being a dillon dickhead today.

by cassboo August 23, 2009

Dildo Foot

1. A rubber or plastic foot used mainly by females to insert into their vagina for sexual stimulation. Some feet also vibrate via battery power.

2. An asshole friend

Dude, she gonna be gettin' all over that dildo foot tonight.

Sup dildo foot?

by Jim Schwartzman August 7, 2003

biscuit dildo

A roll of biscuits from the fridge used as a dildo. See rob riggles "operation fluffy bunny" on The Daily Show.

let's just use a biscuit dildo rather than going to the dildo shop and buying a dildo.

by henry's balls October 16, 2007

Dillon

That one asshole kid in the class that has anger issues and would use that as an excuse to get out of class.

Fuck you Dillon.

by DarkOpz501z June 22, 2019

dildo duel

1. haveing 1 dildo that can go into 2 pussys at once
2. 2 guys fighting with dildos.

1. It was awesome when we moved that dildo shaft like it was our own female penis
2. "dAWg i found a 2 didlos in he purse want to FIZITE?!?

by ccdd December 10, 2003