dildo

One very lucky peice of plastic

dude1:man i never get any.
dude2:i know what your sayin man,sometimes i wish i was a dildo.

by basementdweller1 July 20, 2008

dildo launch

when the dildo is inside the woman and is launched out by a queif

wow that dildo launch went far

by nigga shit July 13, 2006

Dildo Launcher

An idiot that knows they are doing something wrong yet they boldly do it in front of you.

A driver behind you drives faster so he can cut you off and drive slow. You call that person a Dildo Launcher

by Thomaz Santana September 27, 2007

dildo doll

a penis sucking doll with tight lips that sucks hard.

Shanny is a dildo doll.

by bexxx. February 18, 2008

Ghostly Dildo Arse Rape

A vow made by a someone in response to a death threat from a friend, where he promises, if the death threat is carried out, to haunt them, and anally rape them with a dildo in their sleep.

Joe: 'I'm going to aim the fireworks at you tonight.'
Luke: 'If you do, I will Ghostly Dildo Arse Rape you!'
Joe: 'There's no way a ghost could arse rape a human in there sleep.'
Luke: 'Just you wait.'

by ghostrape November 3, 2009

Dildonic

An adjective that describes any object that refers to or resembles the shape and form of a Dildo. Commonly used whilst describing architecture, or electronics.

Does anybody else think that tower looks slightly dildonic?

I'm not touching that remote, that thing is dildonic!

by DoutcheBag December 28, 2010

dildo squeeze

A man who squeezes dildos between his asscheeks

Eminem is such a dildo squeeze

by Spit Blood April 15, 2003