by David is a poof June 19, 2020
Get the Davidmug. Someone who got demoted in clash of clan and enjoy feeding in League of Legends, stuck in plat and can only carry silver games
by Franceisbacon August 15, 2018
Get the Davidmug. The kid who thinks he's a gangster, a David usually wheres the weirdest "chill" clothes & and decides to wear his cap on backward while his unique hair spills out+ he loves to watch football. ( Many find him either super hot or a total screw up)
Girl 1: Do you want to date Dave
Annoying popular girl: Naw, are you kidding
Girl 1: Well, I guess he's ALL mine( DAVID)
Annoying popular girl: Naw, are you kidding
Girl 1: Well, I guess he's ALL mine( DAVID)
by jkdsahf nfhuiea fejfj;kdsjkkkk April 9, 2019
Get the Davidmug. Has a small cock and gets no bitches and says his milkshakes bring all the girls to the yard and also cocky
by PrinceAli34 April 14, 2019
Get the Davidmug. A person named David is typically narcissistic. When a “David” has sex, they will position themselves in front of a mirror so that they can make eye contact with themselves. They are more interested in watching their own body in the act of intercourse than watching their partner. This in a way makes them feel like they are not having sex with a partner, but rather they feel like they are in fact fucking themselves- which give a “David” a great sense of pleasure.This person is also typically a Scorpio, tall, athletic, with well maintained facial hair and loves the Miami heat
They are obsessed with their own image and also believe that no one person is good enough, due to this a “David” will often have many hoes or shortys
They are obsessed with their own image and also believe that no one person is good enough, due to this a “David” will often have many hoes or shortys
by Pish.Posh September 28, 2019
Get the Davidmug. A person who will bother you yet he's still tolerable. David is funny and gets along with girls and guys. If you have a David don't let him go.
by A person named lil bill May 27, 2018
Get the Davidmug. A tall ass giant who is too fucking loud when he plays his fucking instrument that fucks james in the ass
David is a bitch
by Koolkidsklan February 15, 2020
Get the Davidmug.