David

David your dick is to little to please me
by No toxic May 10, 2018
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David is a dick who only cares about himself and never pays any attention to anybody but himself he will dump you for another bitch! He is such a pain in the ass! I hope he has a sloooooooowwwwwwww death
He where’s David

In hell I mean at home
by Nickeled July 06, 2019
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Penis the size of his pinky toe, blonde Indian will from stranger things looking ass!
by Uncreativeψ July 05, 2019
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He hit me once in lunch when I made a joke.
Plus he is an Asshole
Me: Makes a joke about David
David fist: I’m about to end this man whole career
by Not really Important September 06, 2019
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David is the smallest organism known to man. He is a strict jew with a abnormally small circumscribed penus.
Jeez David you did it again you tithead!
by BigBoiJohnny March 12, 2019
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A very smelly boi
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David, Thinks he's funny but is actually the most annoying cunt you'll ever meet.
Try's to get in with all the girls around him but is lowkey gay.
Claims he gets bitches all the time.
Fuck off David you queer
by BigDickEnergy101 November 11, 2019
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